You’ve acquired handy it to Jennifer Lopez, the lady has some unbelievable power.
“By no means hand over”, she says, in her new music-video-meets-movie, streaming on Amazon Prime. Whether or not she’s speaking in regards to the pursuit of affection, or a plea to not flip her creative endeavour off, I can’t be sure.
No offence to J.Lo, who, really, appears to be like completely wonderful and has a lot power for a 54-year-old, boinging about everywhere, she’s like a feminine Peter Pan.
I’m exhausted simply watching her.
What with the psychological effort trying to work out how the pop star has achieved her perfectly-smooth, line-free face, with out falling foul of the superstar filler-trap generally known as the Kidman-pout-spout, plus making an attempt to determine what the bonkers video is about, it left me needing a cup of tea and lengthy lie-down.
“I can’t get sufficient,” she sings, as she marries the flawed males (sure, plural) and flings herself across the dance ground in stilettos, stockings and suspenders.
The lady is a marvel. I couldn’t stagger to the store in heels these days, not to mention down the aisle and the one stockings I personal are for Santa.
Half fever-dream, half therapy-session, the hour-long That is Me … Now, which helps her new album, is sort of a 50-year-old’s equal of Taylor Swift’s dating-meets-music-making.
From the superstar gods within the “zodiac council”, (Jane Fonda, Keke Palmer, Trevor Noah, Sofia Vergara and extra) wanting down on lonely multi-millionaire J.Lo, weeping on her monogrammed couch, to the alarming up to date dancing in her help group and weird sequences in a post-apocalyptic manufacturing facility the place love has died they usually’re processing petals on a manufacturing line, nicely, it’s loads.
You’ll be relieved to find – spoiler forward – that like all good Insta-inspos, she learns to be variety, love herself and subsequently, discover love. After a Singin’ within the Rain tribute with a brolly, a soggy Jennifer turns into Bennifer through a hummingbird, driving into the sundown on a motorcycle with Ben Affleck.
Properly, who hasn’t had that occur to them?
As a lady of the identical age because the eternally-youthful singer, however who may move for her mom, I’m at present questioning my lack of dedication to working-out; soft-furnishings; face serums and hats.
I’m glad Jenny from the Block continues to be cranking out the hits and taking the artwork of the music video to the following stage by creating one thing so epic it makes Michael Jackson’s Thriller (keep in mind the fuss about that?) appear like a TikTok reel.
And because the altering manner we eat music means ageing pop and rock stars are not consigned to the has-been bin, it’s fabulous the likes of J.Lo, the Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters and even Crowded Home proceed to tour.
All we’d like now, is for her to sing about one thing we will relate to. Possibly in the future we’ll get an old-fart album, that displays our no-effort lifestyle. That is Us … Now, may function hits together with, “not.going.wherever … I’m.already.in.my.pyjamas”; “Can’t Get Sufficient … Biscuits” and “Midnight Journey to the Bathroom”.
I’d purchase it.
